[text] it's really a chuck norris generator BUT WE CAN PRETEND

[gottasteelit]

hey guys!! I know everyones really sad about that guy on TV (jerk >:((( ), but I found this generator of facts about Nick Fury and you should all look at this instead.

[it's here!!!(Nick Fury is the director of SHIELD by the way. in case you were dumb and didn't know that

Comments

[elfiredup]

thats a great idea!! i hope it cheers people up. some people were REALLY REALLY mad.

nick fury is AWESOME

[gottasteelit]

"Nick Fury does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Nick Fury goes killing. "

[elfiredup]

"Nick Fury doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. "

you'd better believe she's saving some of these to use later

[gottasteelit]

"The chief export of Nick Fury is pain. "

[Voice]

[livebymysmile]

Did you even bother to check this thing before you posted it?

[He's laughing, so it's not like he's mad or anything.]

I mean I know Nick Fury's awesome and shit, but I don't want to be thinking about things like "If Nick Fury makes a woman ride on top during sex, she instantly qualifies for the "mile high" club".

Last thing I wanted to think about was what the old guy was like in bed. Thanks for that though, really.

[Voice]

[gottasteelit]

Ew, it says that? I really didn't mean that.

Gawd

Re: [Voice]

[livebymysmile]

There was more too, that just happened to be the first one I saw clicking on the link.

Someone out there is way too concerned with Nick Fury's sex life. It can't be healthy.

[Voice]

[gottasteelit]

I thought it was all made up!

...

I really hope it was all made up...

[needsfood]

Does Nick Fury really have an ice cream truck with skulls?

[recognizemeee]

It says Nick Fury's balls are made of steel? And hair doesn't grow on it? Huh?! [brain breakage. mostly because he's made of steel and 12 years old. idek ;_;]

[quebec_fairy]

I just love the ads for Tom of Finland artbooks on there.