[text] it's really a chuck norris generator BUT WE CAN PRETEND

[gottasteelit]

hey guys!! I know everyones really sad about that guy on TV (jerk >:((( ), but I found this generator of facts about Nick Fury and you should all look at this instead.

[it's here!!!(Nick Fury is the director of SHIELD by the way. in case you were dumb and didn't know that

Comments

[elfiredup]

thats a great idea!! i hope it cheers people up. some people were REALLY REALLY mad.

nick fury is AWESOME

[gottasteelit]

"Nick Fury does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Nick Fury goes killing. "

[elfiredup]

"Nick Fury doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. "

you'd better believe she's saving some of these to use later

[gottasteelit]

"The chief export of Nick Fury is pain. "

tee hee

[elfiredup]

"The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Nick Fury didn't kill you in your sleep. "