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[text] it's really a chuck norris generator BUT WE CAN PRETEND

Jan 24, 2010 03:35

hey guys!! I know everyones really sad about that guy on TV (jerk >:((( ), but I found this generator of facts about Nick Fury and you should all look at this instead.

[it's here!!!(Nick Fury is the director of SHIELD by the way. in case you were dumb and didn't know that ( Read more... )

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[Voice] livebymysmile January 24 2010, 02:54:34 UTC

Did you even bother to check this thing before you posted it?

[He's laughing, so it's not like he's mad or anything.]

I mean I know Nick Fury's awesome and shit, but I don't want to be thinking about things like "If Nick Fury makes a woman ride on top during sex, she instantly qualifies for the "mile high" club".

Last thing I wanted to think about was what the old guy was like in bed. Thanks for that though, really.

[Voice] gottasteelit January 24 2010, 02:58:26 UTC

Ew, it says that? I really didn't mean that.

Gawd

Re: [Voice] livebymysmile January 24 2010, 03:20:36 UTC

There was more too, that just happened to be the first one I saw clicking on the link.

Someone out there is way too concerned with Nick Fury's sex life. It can't be healthy.

[Voice] gottasteelit January 24 2010, 03:22:47 UTC

I thought it was all made up!

...

I really hope it was all made up...

[Voice] livebymysmile January 24 2010, 03:23:56 UTC

You and me both.

That's.... really much more information than I want to know about most anyone especially someone as old as Nick Fury.

[Voice] gottasteelit January 24 2010, 03:27:54 UTC

[no words, just a disgusted moan]

[Voice] quebec_fairy January 24 2010, 04:19:23 UTC

It's not going to happen, anyway, since "Nick Fury is always on top during sex because Nick Fury never fucks up."

[Voice] livebymysmile January 24 2010, 04:27:42 UTC

You know what this means right JP?

Nick Fury tops himself. Because no one else but Nick Fury will do.

[Yeah, since the thoughts were there might as well have some fun with them at least.]

[Voice] quebec_fairy January 24 2010, 04:29:08 UTC

[JP can't answer this in any way he usually would because --]

Ugh. Câliss.

"The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Nick Fury eats."

[jdflaf horrible picture is horrible]

[Voice] livebymysmile January 24 2010, 04:32:18 UTC

Man I wasn't kidding when I said someone out there is way too obsessed with Nick Fury's sex life.

[Makes a face because really? Ew.]

I don't even wanna go down that one anymore man, It's gonna start missing up my appetite if we keep this up.

[Pause]

Okay so not even that's enough to screw with my stomach but whatever, it sounded good.

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