[text] it's really a chuck norris generator BUT WE CAN PRETEND

[gottasteelit]

hey guys!! I know everyones really sad about that guy on TV (jerk >:((( ), but I found this generator of facts about Nick Fury and you should all look at this instead.

[it's here!!!(Nick Fury is the director of SHIELD by the way. in case you were dumb and didn't know that

Comments

[useddreameater]

I can assure you that Nick Fury has never, to my knowledge, consumed a Native American.

[gottasteelit]

Yeah, I kinda thought none of them were true after those gross ones.

[VIDEO BTW Yuffie lives on the edge]

[gottasteelit]

H-hey wait! You mean you've actually met him?

[permavideo]

[useddreameater]

[ hmmmmmm how to phrase this. ]

For a brief period, I worked for him.