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On Creation
Just prior to the beginning of our universe, God had eaten and drunk so much, that he was ready to pop. And pop he did: he burst into water. Now this was not just any old water; it was divine water, containing the essence, life, and knowledge of God himself. It spouted out of him at great speed. More and more water kept coming, until God was no ( Read more... ) -
Mommy's contractions electrified?
The other day I noticed my wife's skin felt electrified to my fingertips. She's due in 10 days. We noticed this happening simultaneously with her contractions ( Read more... ) -
The cold conniving crayon guzzler
The cold conniving crayon guzzler
gobbles crayons with much luster
turning clouds grey as they grow
dimming fire to a glow
sucking colour from it all!
though he should know like no other
do not steal from one another
for the crayons were not his
they belonged to fairy godmother
and we know from a different play:
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Church
I had a vision the one day, telling me to build a church. Those of you who know me from Mystic Wicks, probably have seen that blue circular avatar of mine. Well, that's a top view of the church I saw. Here are a couple of other views on the same building, in real measurements.
Scene 1:
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Free 3D MW Yule Screen Saver for MS Windows XP
Download this 776KB zip file
Wish yourself a blessed yule, with this screen saver for MS Windows XP, showing a 3D-rendition of a connifer during a snowy night. Might not work on MS Windows Vista. Screen saver shows the Mystic Wicks web address.
Created by me. :D Free to redistribute.
Screen shots available:
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Pendulum Action
Pendulums can be used for lots of activities:
- Showing off (mine is prettier than yours!)
- Sling shot in case a customer gets too close (get the big rocks or the heavy pendants)
- Emergency Hair tie (get the ones with leather thongs instead of silver chain)
- Door open holder (get the leather thongs and the big rocks)
- Anesthetic (get the heavy pendants ( Read more... )
- Showing off (mine is prettier than yours!)
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This is why
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APTs (TM): Awkward Post Titles
Over on Mystic Wicks plenty of the people posting seem to sport a poor understanding of the board language, English. Here is a list of APTs (TM) (Awkard Post Titles), with an explanation.
Whats in your Soul? Oh my gods, can you see all these whats in my soul? Here's a what, there's a what, everywhere a what, what... what to do, what to do?! Open ( Read more... ) -
Pantheon Online Games
For those of you who noticed I currently don't spend my time administrating Mystic Wicks, and want to know why, here it is ( Read more... )
