APTs (TM): Awkward Post Titles
Over on Mystic Wicks plenty of the people posting seem to sport a poor understanding of the board language, English. Here is a list of APTs (TM) (Awkard Post Titles), with an explanation.
Whats in your Soul? Oh my gods, can you see all these whats in my soul? Here's a what, there's a what, everywhere a what, what... what to do, what to do?! Open Circles? Without reading the post itself, this post title allows for a bunch of interpretations. How to open a circle? Have you seen an open circle? Do open circles exist? Do you sell circle openers? Need an open circle? Buy here! Open circles, closed squares? How to draw the Olympics Logo: use open circles. Home recipie mask? How to mask an ugly home recipy, and make it look like ordered out? Cool Specimens For Sale The discussion concerns crystal and stone samples. However, it's too easy to imagine a garage sale by the local museum of Natural History, putting its ancient flora and fauna specimens up for grabs... babysitting If dwarf tossing is a sport involving big guys hurl little guys along a padded track, imagine the kind of action a sport like baby sitting would involve... The Hanged Man Those knowledgable in Tarot recognise this title as one of the cards in the Tarot deck, but it does spark the question whether the current Victorian excuse for ethics in the USA would allow for the less archaic but still grammatically correct title of "The Hung Man"... Imagine a choir of school maidens singing, "How well was the Hanged Man hung?" Burial Ideas? Hire a shovel. How long did you 'study' for before starting to practice? Because we all know, and don't try and fool us, that you didn't really study at all... Opposing card study - 2's Another Tarot related discussion, that immediately raises the question: why would anyone wish to oppose card study 2's? How does one oppose card study 2's, anyway? What's a card study 2 to begin with? The MALE pin-up thread Because discussion threads have genders too. CAT Scan Poor, poor, cat. (No offense meant to the person posting that thread: I consider her a friend of mine, and wish her all the best in the world.) Can the King Arthur levitate Heelstone? If so, I'd like to see it. Because if King Arthur did exist, he's dead now. Sorry to break the news to you this harshly. How to make oils for dummies For all those moments when dummies want to procure some oils from you... subject matter Does it really? Cleansing rain Because uncleansed rain is too dirty... The Endless Fight Dragon Ball Z? Re: Book search, anyone know of it??? Yes, someone probably does know how to search books... What do you drive? People. Insane. What if you woke up beside the user above you game? Yes, it is. Growing clover? Unless it died... Anyone here do chainmail? If one responds positively, does one have to expect a visit by the FBI on suspicion of spam distribution? (No... the thread discusses full body harnasses.) More? Maybe... later!