Pendulum Action

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Pendulums can be used for lots of activities:

• Showing off (mine is prettier than yours!)
  
• Sling shot in case a customer gets too close (get the big rocks or the heavy pendants)
  
• Emergency Hair tie (get the ones with leather thongs instead of silver chain)
  
• Door open holder (get the leather thongs and the big rocks)
  
• Anesthetic (get the heavy pendants)
  
• Emergency money (get a gold one)
  
• Emergency V-Snare for your car (get the ones with the large chain)
  
• Key-from-drain-lifter (just add silly putty or chewing gum)
  
• Monitor degausser (get one with a magnet instead of a crystal)

As for divination... I'm not too sure...