Noah must have gone insane

[wyrdwriter]

My animals are all being obnoxious BRATS.  I think there is a contest to see who will piss mommy off enough to pop somebody's head of their spine.  It's currently a six way tie for first place.

The house is messy enough.  I do not need people pulling each other's hair out, thank you.  (Willow, Katie, Woody)

I do not need people climbing up onto

Comments

[cattykit]

Wow, I so identify with this. They are lucky we love them.

[wyrdwriter]

Yes, very lucky, or it would be Carnival of Carnage...
LOL!

[lilerthkwake]

I read this aloud to my boyfriend. We laughed non-stop through the whole post because, as the parents of a blended family of four cats, WE UNDERSTAND. OMG, especially the eating so fast they barf thing. Our twenty-pound cat does that. WHAT THE FUCK??? Why are you acting like you're in a speed-eating contest? You have never gone hungry. I doubt you've ever felt your stomach growl. Why do you act as ravenous as a recently liberated war camp victim?

[wyrdwriter]

LOL! We call Asp "Fat Asp".
Glad you both enjoyed the post! :OD

[1_rhiannon_1]

I can totally identify with this but I couldn't stop laughing at it! "You cannot dig to China/Freedom/Narnia through the bottom of the litter pan." actually made me snort *g*

*gives you hugs and a shot of Irish whiskey* I think you might need both of these!

[anonymous]

KImber, I laughed my ass off at this post this morning... well done! So sorry everyone is on your last nerve. Especially since this is your birthday week! ANd happy birthday early, sweetie. I hope its a great one.

As for "digging to China/Freedom/Narnia" and clawing the "wall, floor, door" well, Finny does the same thing. He goes ballistic digging to the very bottom and flings litter all over the bathroom. Now, he's the only one who uses his box, so what can the problem be? But he is of that same school as dear Woody ... so I applaud your patience and offer you my total sympathy.

HUgs, Di

[beccaelf]

My Riley barfs on things too!