First get the oral sex and then write the song after

[wringhim]

The Spice Girls are bringing out their own range of furniture! I want to sit on Emma! Posh would be really uncomfortable. Also, mirrors in every colour of the rainbow. When I think of Scary furniture, I still think of the horny chairs I saw in San Antonio. Or flesh-eating sofas

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[codydan]

I was expecting the Diane Keaton book to be a collection of clowns painted by Diane Keaton, and I was rather disappointed. Anyone can edit a book on clown paintings or Velvet Elvises or cat portraits.

Emma Spice has lost a lot of weight and probably wouldn't be comfortable to sit on. Ginger's bottom might be nice, though. You know who would be horrible to sit on? Kirsten Dunst. That does not stop me from wanting to sit on her against her will.

[wringhim]

I don't know. I think anybody can paint clowns (as history has proven time and time again), but to go to the trouble of editing a book of other people's clown paintings shows real dedication. The Amazon page is rather good. "This odd book is as much a look into the dark heart of Hollywood narcissism and juice as it is an excellent introduction to a grim, fascinating artistic subgenre." "This book has changed my life for the better!" The scariest art show I've ever been to was lots of pictures of Cindy Sherman dressed as a clown.

*tries to resist making comments about the softness of Geri's head*

[lifesizemonkey]

I think Kylie Minogue also has a range of furniture she has leant her name to.