First get the oral sex and then write the song after
The Spice Girls are bringing out their own range of furniture! I want to sit on Emma! Posh would be really uncomfortable. Also, mirrors in every colour of the rainbow. When I think of Scary furniture, I still think of the horny chairs I saw in San Antonio. Or flesh-eating sofas.
I got Viagra spam headlined "A pretty-pretty fly". Flies have penises. Do they have erectile dysfunctions? They probably don't have high blood pressure*, but maybe psychological problems. "Oh dear, I had sex with an orchid, and now I can't get it up at all."
I made apricot/pecan/oat things last night but I still can't decide if they were meant to be soft like flapjacks or hard like biscuits. Also, it's very hard to measure a heaped teaspoonful of cinammon when you cannot fit a teaspoon into the jar of cinnamon. The heaped teaspoon is like the furlong, cubit, dyne, °Réaumur, or ångström: it should have no role in modern weights and measures.
Larry McMurtry describing Diane Keaton's book of clown paintings in the New York Review. There is something indescribably odd about this; but McMurtry did write the book Terms of Endearment. It features McMurtry watching New York Stories with the Bush family and an anecdote about Keaton wearing an ill-advised bowler hat. "As we waited in sudden misery for the elevator [Keaton] turned to me and said in a tone to pierce the heart: 'I look like a clown.'"
Let's all go to Liverpool! Party/drunkenness capital of Britain.
*since flies have hard exoskeletons, if internal pressure built up, they would explode.
I got Viagra spam headlined "A pretty-pretty fly". Flies have penises. Do they have erectile dysfunctions? They probably don't have high blood pressure*, but maybe psychological problems. "Oh dear, I had sex with an orchid, and now I can't get it up at all."
I made apricot/pecan/oat things last night but I still can't decide if they were meant to be soft like flapjacks or hard like biscuits. Also, it's very hard to measure a heaped teaspoonful of cinammon when you cannot fit a teaspoon into the jar of cinnamon. The heaped teaspoon is like the furlong, cubit, dyne, °Réaumur, or ångström: it should have no role in modern weights and measures.
Larry McMurtry describing Diane Keaton's book of clown paintings in the New York Review. There is something indescribably odd about this; but McMurtry did write the book Terms of Endearment. It features McMurtry watching New York Stories with the Bush family and an anecdote about Keaton wearing an ill-advised bowler hat. "As we waited in sudden misery for the elevator [Keaton] turned to me and said in a tone to pierce the heart: 'I look like a clown.'"
Let's all go to Liverpool! Party/drunkenness capital of Britain.
*since flies have hard exoskeletons, if internal pressure built up, they would explode.