A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them, the better they be
This morning when I turned on my PC I saw my friend's gnome icon and I thought, did I have a dream involving Bratz Dolls and garden gnomes? But no, it was something I saw on TV last night, and they were fashion pixies. Something to cheer me up on the way to work: a truck carrying a burnt-out Porsche. It looked like arson rather than an engine fire too. My boss who's been treated for colon cancer they just found more cancerous cells. There were lots of police cars around where I live last night doing ridiculous u-turns in the middle of traffic. Simply Red are splitting in 2 years. I didn't know they were still together but now I got to put up with 2 more years. Apparently beating a walnut tree encourages it to produce more new twigs.