This eve my father commented that if he came into lots of money he'd have me kidnapped and taken to East Grinstead Hospital where he'd instruct the surgeons to fix all my scars ( Read more... )

Here is why if I was in the same room as Mr Brogger I would give him a kicking for being an utter cunt. He produced films, he wrote books. But that's not all he did. He was also a morally bankrupt fraudster who had an alarmingly vast and long-lasting effect on my family ( Read more... )

Ebay stuff is finally dealt with, all I have to do now is transfer most of the funds to my father's account since it was all done at his behest, he owns the stuff and I get a percentage. (A 50% cut, I should point out before I sound too woe-begone ( Read more... )

- Ebay.Oh dear I’d forgotten the ‘joys’ of parceling and sending things and trying to balance the send-it-quickly vs ten-billion-trips-to-the-post-office. Also because packaging things is dull, if neurons had their way it would be more like pass-the-parcel with random notes, scraps, and trinkets in the layers, all of which would eat up any time and ( Read more... )

Right. Okay ( Read more... )

Freelance artist/designer ( Read more... )

He looked back at the slight, superior and disheveled girl at his side and shook his head. “Even you don’t usually hit it this hard,” he said earnestly. “Fuck's sake. What gives ( Read more... )

(which, for the uninitiated, is a lot like the Quality of Mercy - but more whimsical somehow.)Everybody knows I make up my own bits of language and my own weird way of attempting to explain things ( Read more... )

Today was dull and filled with work of the boring and non-creative sort ( Read more... )

( Should one divorce the art from the artist? ie, should who/what/why/etc the author is effect your view of a text or even your choice to read it in the first place? )