...is a not-really-scifi show by the guy who did 'Heroes ( Read more... )

Me:
Come on, I have vast amounts of bleach.
Let's start the long process of turning you silver/cream/white.

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Oooh! What - really? Fuck ( Read more... )

According to the nice young lady trying to raise money for the Red Cross, I must be ( Read more... )

Currently my brain is falling over due to lurgey and my voice has fekked off entirely. This does give me an excuse to type about the trials and joys of neurons and new computers ( Read more... )

Things I have learnt today: in the UK it is legal to be buried on any land that you own, like, y'know, your back garden. This page sets out what one is and is not obliged legally to do. It's really quite cool and interesting. http://www.gardenlaw.co.uk/gardenburial.html ( Read more... )

I learnt one can purchase Antarctic biscuits. http://www.huntleyandpalmers.com/index.php/featured-products/captain-scott-s-expedition-biscuits.html Which is pretty fekking cool. I'm kinda tempted to buy some and a ( Read more... )

Word has just told me that 'there are too many spelling and grammatical errors' in my story for it to bother displaying them any more. Its red squiggly underlining pen can no longer cope. If I want to know about corrections and what it thinks on the subject, I will have to run a spell check ( Read more... )

( Musings and random about the nature of reality and fiction. Or something. )

Rosencrantz: Is that southerly?
Guildenstern: We came from roughly south.
Rosencrantz: Which way is that?
Guildenstern: In the morning, the sun would be easterly. I think we can assume that.
Rosencrantz: That it's morning?
Guildenstern: If it is, and the sun is over there for instance, that would be northerly. On the other hand, if it's not ( Read more... )