ignore the crap the pig is pushing...

i just respect this little fucker for being a stand up and get what you want kind of rodent.

(and he can gain respect without having to resort to wearing waffles on his head)...

if you havent gone to see it, which is totally inexcusable... go now.

the only time in the last few years i chunked down $9.75 and didnt bitch about it afterward.

the REAL preview... enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAg_G9_qlgc

http://www.kingofbeaver.com/music_videos/videos.php?vid=IgRBvGutjmQ

i'm tired, cranky and just had one of the shittiest work days of my life. i either need to A) find a better job, or B) burn this motherfucker down. why ( Read more... )

the "midget" we hired, as it turns out, is NOT a midget after all ( Read more... )

funding needed: genetic re-programming research and development ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)
James T. Kirk (Captain)
70%
Will Riker
70%
Worf
65%
Geordi LaForge
60%
Jean-Luc Picard
55%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
55%
Chekov
50%
Spock
49%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
45%
Deanna Troi
45%
Beverly Crusher
40%
Uhura
30%
Data
26%
Mr. Scott
20%
Mr. Sulu
10%

You are often exaggerated and ( Read more... )

I think there needs to be a subset of "Moron Laws" that advocate and encourage the thinning of the herd ( Read more... )

selling my car.

1999 honda civic hatchback.

it's the shit.

buy it, or find me someone who needs a car.

get on it... bitches.

yes, people... i am the happiest little feller in the universe. you know why?

it's none of your business... go to hell. hahahaha... bitches.