WARNING: DONT READ THIS IF YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY... (ignorant and un-p.c. text inside)

[wont_shut_up]

i'm tired, cranky and just had one of the shittiest work days of my life. i either need to A) find a better job, or B) burn this motherfucker down. why

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[dancing_marmot]

Know what? You were only half right. Turns out there is at least one camel in Turkey....well, there WAS one. Your moms big stanky camel toe. Nasty shit. Like a brown hairy grand fucking canyon. I hear she didn't even give birth to you, she sneezed and you fell out on the greasy floor of the local falafel hut. The turkish government is sending you a fruit basket for keeping that shit in the US.

(now whos a pussy, pussy?)
;)

[loopjeremyloop]

i love your tongue up my ass.

sorry about farting on it last time though. did it burn?

i hope so.

[wont_shut_up]

wow, thats way off subject... you were supposed to bash my mom, whore. leave our personal activities off LJ, snukums.

[loopjeremyloop]

i would, but i fucked your mom out already. i mean shit, man... after you've already double fisted her ass while shitting in her mouth, what more could I have done? MISSIONARY? Doubt it. Though I have to say the way your dad was crying, tied up in the corner with nipple clamps on his eyelids? priceless. Almost as good as when i was dripping battery acid on his balls.....

[noisegeek]

"what more could I have done"

you could have held her, you insensitive ass. (said in half-sobbed drama-queen voice)

[kleverkreep]

I don't even know your mom, but I'm pretty sure she was the one who got off the carousel at Cedar Point and made that damn horse limp for a week. Her ass was so huge she could sit on a quarter and squeeze a booger out of Washington's nose. You probably don't even have any photos of her because they wouldn't fit in the album. In fact she is so fat her picture fell off the wall.

When your mom fell in love, she broke it.

As for that cameltoe, she tried standing on her head and people thought she was a McDonalds.

That's all for now. And I don't feel guilty at all,

although I did feel guilty once, but your mom woke up halfway through. See, fat chicks need love too, they just have to pay.

Good luck on the job search, I hear "faulty wiring" is really hard to be traced to arson.

[iampour]

camel toe you say, that explains why her ass is so big. It's the rest of the fucking camel. There, how's that?

[noisegeek]

Your mom. It's not the painful burning that makes her act like such a cunt, it the constant stench of the milky discharge.

[wont_shut_up]

nice...

the award goes to you, jordan... jeremy's good too, but but he dont only deliver it in incessant rambling form.

(he's still mad about that time your mom told everyone how tiny his penis is... ).

[dancing_marmot]

Guess now we know how your mom makes "homemade hummus", and why it smells like rotten fish.

[wont_shut_up]

i still "throw up in my mouth a little" when i think of that day... thank you so much for ruining my love of hummus.