i hate you anyway, you goddamned fuck. you're a complete piece of shit. no one, in fact, likes you. you smell like falafel and look like a guido from jersey. i'm amazed you don't drive a convertable mercedes 2 seater with customized plates booming out deep house as you go pick up your wifebeater shirts and add tons of gel to your hair to get perfect guidospikes. You know, come to think of it, I'm amazed you're smart enough to breathe. Your parents should've kept trying with that coat hanger and put you out of my fucking misery.
I want yer woman. I had her in the harry's bathroom. She's hot and smart. If you give her up i have dibs. Wait. Me and Patrick have dibs. Beeeeeeeothch.
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i hate you anyway, you goddamned fuck. you're a complete piece of shit. no one, in fact, likes you. you smell like falafel and look like a guido from jersey. i'm amazed you don't drive a convertable mercedes 2 seater with customized plates booming out deep house as you go pick up your wifebeater shirts and add tons of gel to your hair to get perfect guidospikes. You know, come to think of it, I'm amazed you're smart enough to breathe. Your parents should've kept trying with that coat hanger and put you out of my fucking misery.
i hope you die alone in your own piss.
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She's hot and smart. If you give her up i have dibs. Wait. Me and Patrick have dibs.
Beeeeeeeothch.
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