i ran out of toothpaste last night. because i'm concerned about personal hygene... that problem had to be addressed. however, i'm the kind of motherfucker that gets antsy and wants to kill people in line at the grocery store... you know, you have one fucking item, but the bitch in front of you has a whole cart... and a whole filing cabinet full of ( Read more... )

so, i just want to watch some television. miserable... every show is christmas themed. luckily i have a spoon in my hand, and i shove it up my ass... why???? to distract myself from the painfully disgusting holiday bullshit ( Read more... )

i dont know if you thought you were going to open this to find something drawn out and witty, but really i just wanted to mention that I LOVE BIG MAN MADE BOOBIES.

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no shit, every december for the third fucking year running... someone has to die, and i'm supposed to go to a funeral. well, i've had it... and this is my stopping point. i'm gonna be shit on for this, because no one seems to understand that i havent actually spoken to jenny in 10 fucking years. the people that are giving me grief for refusing ( Read more... )

damn right, i said indian killing bitches ( Read more... )

found myself in the shittiest bar in the world last night. when i say "shittiest", i dont just mean this was a disgusting hole in the wall... it was, but after drinking a few, i had to excuse myself to use the pisser. the bathroom in this joint made the main floor look like an immaculate and completely sterile environment ( Read more... )

heres a question i have- please pick the closest answer, and post a comment to elaborate on why you picked that one.

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE PERIODS?

A. BECAUSE THEY DESERVE THEM

B. BECAUSE THEY DESERVE THEM

C. BECAUSE THEY DESERVE THEM

D. BECAUSE THEY DESERVE THEM

E. ALL OF THE ABOVE

thank you.

some days i just wake up, shit, drag through my mind numbing workday... and i realize that i contribute nothing to the world ( Read more... )

i have nothing to say, except that i'm absolutely horrified that my only reader, a jew of all things, posted the most unsettling sign on my shit ( Read more... )