dear lord- please forgive me for touching my pp.

[wont_shut_up]

i have nothing to say, except that i'm absolutely horrified that my only reader, a jew of all things, posted the most unsettling sign on my shit

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[loopjeremyloop]

not working this saturday. :)
my friend sarah's birthday - and i am required to be there. from what i hear we're hitting gay bars.
joy.

i love gay people. generally, they're smarter, better tippers, better smelling, and more interesting than us straight folk. but...

the music at those bars is, at best, horrible house or trance.
blech.
durka durka mohammend jihad!

[wont_shut_up]

damn, i thought the jews loved me. well, i shouldnt keep catering so hard to the jewish population anyway, because now they only comprise 50% of my veiwers. i know leara only came on here to humor me, and will probably never return... but fuck, now i can say that half of my readers are female, so i'm hanging on to that petty lie.

so... gay people are better smelling? are you in a habit of walking around sniffing homos?

[loopjeremyloop]

well... it's like this...

i have smelled a lot of very bad smelling people in my tenure as a bartender. lots of them. tons. thousands, possibly...

and very, very few of those bad smelling people were gay.

so that's that.

[miss_dallas]

Hello Fuat. Welcome to Livejournal.

=o)

[wont_shut_up]

so now you think you're the welcome wagon? wheres my fruit basket, beeotch????

just a friendly reminder... anytime you come in here, you're supposed to make either a jew or masturbation comment. you're excused this time, because you're a V.I.PIMP

poor kittens. : (

[miss_dallas]

Jews that masturbate get me hot.

Is that better?

=o)

[wont_shut_up]

YES!!!! that's the sexiest thing i've heard all day... and for the first time in my life i wish i was a jew. that wish will pass in about... yup, it passed. fuck the jews. hahaha.
in all seriousness, someday when you pass on... i'm gonna have your statement engraved on your tombstone. you rock.