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The Weirdo

Crackfic, Mpreg, and all the other oddities.

You are pretty weird. It's hard to put you in a box. On one hand, you might lean towards the bizarre subgenres; recklessly slash people with inanimate objects, create alternative universes where Harry Potter is a 7 years old girl named Annie and ( Read more... )

I am alive, even though it may not seem that way, and much fic has been written. Just not re-written.

But one day, it will be, and I will stop neglecting this journal. :)

Okay, okay. I admit that I'm probably the last person in the world who needs an ego-boost.

However.

I think this qualifies as an ego kick-in-the-face.

I think I may seriously love everyone who reviewed The Benefits of Love. Er. And by love, I mean Breakfast. You have taken over my mind, you see. I love you, I love you, I love. You. And toast.

If I ( Read more... )

Title: The Benefits of Breakfast

Author:
wonkyveela
Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: PG-13, if you squint. Er. Or are offended by possible jam orgies.

Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine and is the property of JKR. C'mon, you all know the drill by now.

Summary: Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and -- really, it isn't Harry's fault that ( Read more... )

Title: Seasons Change
Author:
wonkyveela

Word Count: 100.
Rating: PG
Challenge: Summer
Author's Notes: No warnings here. :)
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine and is the property of JKR. C'mon, you all know the drill by now. 
Summary: Harry is ready for something monumental.

He breathed.

Summary: "Oh, it is," Hermione said knowledgeably. "You see, Salazar was actually a homosexual..."
Warnings: Crack
Rating: PG

“Oh, Harry,” said Hermione sympathetically, and patted his hand. “You mean, you didn’t know?”

“Er,” said Harry, and then, “I don’t think that’s possible. Actually.”

“Oh, it is,” Hermione said knowledgeably. “You see, Salazar ( Read more... )

Summary: Harry's father can't do anything right. Nobody really wants an orphan as a friend, anyway.
Warnings: AU. Pre-slash.
Rating: PG
A/N: This was originally written supposed to be a short drabble for the HD100 community based on the word father... but then my fingers were possessed by the typing demon, so that didn't work out too well. In the ( Read more... )

AHAHAHA! NO MORE SCHOOL, SUCKAZ!

:D

...til next year. ;0;