The Benefits of Breakfast

[wonkyveela]

Title: The Benefits of Breakfast

Author:
wonkyveela
Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: PG-13, if you squint. Er. Or are offended by possible jam orgies.

Disclaimer: Anything you recognize isn't mine and is the property of JKR. C'mon, you all know the drill by now.

Summary: Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and -- really, it isn't Harry's fault that

Comments

[dysonrules]

Ahhhhh, that was better than strawberry jam. (Sorry, Harry.)

Many thanks to your toast addiction.

[wonkyveela]

Hee! Thank you!

Toast, the Writer's Inspiration. :D

[vaniillax]

Seriously, brilliant.
x

[team503]

Genious, even. WOOT.

THE JAM NEVER LIES.

[wonkyveela]

Thank you! :)

[lunakat]

I havent laughed out loud when reading a fic in quite some time. CONGRATS on being so talented!! The following lines caused snorts and giggles!

"I just want to converse. Of jam. Jam converse. Conversing of the jam."

"I think," said Malfoy, who was looking startled again, "that now I understand why Mother always told me to stay away from drugs." Then he narrowed his eyes. "Are you mocking me, Potter?"

Deep, Harry reminded himself. Malfoy’s goodness was buried.

Fantastic! I really should be reading at work :-)

[wonkyveela]

♥!

I'm glad you enjoyed it. :) Thanks for the comment!

[nekochan23]

omg, omg. OMG!
that's totally hilarious!
nice! totally nice!
if i could give you point, it would be 10!
i never fond crack fic, but... but... omg, i'm speachless...

[wonkyveela]

Thank you! :D

[flowergurl4675]

Right-o. Jam never lies, it's true. =D I mean have you heard of a villain who likes strawberry jam? No! So Harry's got logic there.

Loved the strawberry jam thing. ~is craving some now~ I love your writing. Quite talented, you are. ♥

[wonkyveela]

Right you are!

Truthfully, though, I would cry with mirth if JKR had Voldemort eating jam in HP&DH. ;)

Thank you so much for the comment!