[BBS] Beware Bored Striders

[knightofmirth]

hello all you lovely garden residents
i got me a motherfuckin riddle here i want to be sharing with you
so throw your answers at me all good and proper

knock knock

Comments

[ageaaquarius]

i might as wwell humor you

wwhos there

[knightofmirth]

to

[ageaaquarius]

[Pause.

THIS ISN'T LOOKING FUNNY AT ALL.]

to wwho

[knightofmirth]

to whom motherfucker
what were you raised in a barn

[bookshrew]

Likely I'll regret this, but: who's there?

[knightofmirth]

guess

[bookshrew]

Strider.

[knightofmirth]

no no
youre supposed to say guess who
and then im like hey sis how goes it
but okay well play it your way

hey sis

[stabwalkstab]

knock knock jokes are stupid
puns are better

[knightofmirth]

dude
knock knock jokes are all puns

[stabwalkstab]

no i mean
puns by themselves
you know
spontaneously
the rest of it takes all the fucking fun out of the pun

[knightofmirth]

everything has its moment
you just gotta appreciate them all for what they are

[adiostoreasnore]

hI, sTRIKARA, }:)
uHHH, yEAH, i WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE,
bUT, iN RETROSPECT, i DON'T REALLY KNOW IF IT WAS NECESSARY,
oR EVEN IF i HAD ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL,
sO i'LL EVADE CONVENTIONAL GREETINGS AND,
uHH,
jUST REPLY, i GUESS, tO YOUR, rIDDLE,

wAIT, wHAT,
iS THE LAST SEGMENT OF YOUR POST,
tHE RIDDLE,

[knightofmirth]

yeah thats it
its a type of human joke
i say knock knock
the other person says whos there
then whatever i say next the other person has to repeat and add a who on the end
and then theres the punchline

[Why is he explaining this? Dammit, Tav.]

[adiostoreasnore]

oHHH, oKAY,
aND THIS PUNCHLINE IS, tHE RESULTING JOKE,
aND IS WHAT i AM CURRENTLY AIMING TO SOLVE,
yES,
i THINK I HAVE GOT THIS, tO A POINT OF UNDERSTANDING,
sO i WILL PROCEED WITH THE PROPER REPLIES, aS YOU DICTATE,

oKAY, tHEN,
wHO'S THERE,

[knightofmirth]

boo

[Might as well go simple.]

[fierybluebird]

Who's there?

[knightofmirth]

spell

[fierybluebird]

Spell who?

[knightofmirth]

w-h-o
yeah i wasnt feeling that one either