[BBS] Beware Bored Striders

[knightofmirth]

hello all you lovely garden residents
i got me a motherfuckin riddle here i want to be sharing with you
so throw your answers at me all good and proper

knock knock

Comments

[bookshrew]

Likely I'll regret this, but: who's there?

[knightofmirth]

guess

[bookshrew]

Strider.

[knightofmirth]

no no
youre supposed to say guess who
and then im like hey sis how goes it
but okay well play it your way

hey sis

[bookshrew]

I'm not about to feign ignorance over the identity of the person I'm conversing with in order to facilitate a rather weak punchline.

Hello yourself. How are things on your side of the Garden faring?

[knightofmirth]

i wasnt aware we were on different sides
but it aint been so bad
good to see you around
people disappear enough as is

[bookshrew]

It was more of a creative description of perspective, but I'm glad to hear that regardless. Things seem to have quieted down in the past few days, which is nice enough.

No fear on that count, whatever time powers rule this place seem to be determined to keep me around as I watch the others depart. I'm sure I'm destined to be a regular fixture around here for all eternity.

[knightofmirth]

thats a comfort
dont know what id do without my regular dose of flighty broad
i might actually make a nuisance of myself

[bookshrew]

An actual nuisance? I don't think I can even begin to wrap my mind around that concept. Thank goodness I'll be here and dispensing my acidic sarcasm for years to come in order to keep such a horrific eventuality at bay. I suppose that it's karma's way of attempting to help me pay back my debt to humanity.

[knightofmirth]

it would blow your mind sister
or would if you were here
which you wouldnt be so the issues a little moot

[bookshrew]

Are you saying that I wouldn't be able to feel the tremors of your mighty shenanigans from another universe over? That's almost humble for you.

[knightofmirth]

shit youre right
maybe im losing my touch

[bookshrew]

You may need to sit down somewhere quiet and reevaluate what exactly you've done lately that may have diminished your prodigious ego. Speaking from experience it must have been something quite monumental to knock it down so many pegs.

[knightofmirth]

i might just have to sis
sit myself right the motherfuck down and get my zen on
figure out where i went wrong
reconsider my life choices
this might require pizza
maybe you should pick some up and bring it over

[bookshrew]

Becoming a hermit and reflecting on the change sin the flow of your existence sounds like a wonderful idea. The pizza, on the other hand, depends completely on who will be paying for such a meal.

[knightofmirth]

well i figured
you know
since you were so concerned for my well-being
:o)