[BBS] Beware Bored Striders

[knightofmirth]

hello all you lovely garden residents
i got me a motherfuckin riddle here i want to be sharing with you
so throw your answers at me all good and proper

knock knock

Comments

[adiostoreasnore]

hI, sTRIKARA, }:)
uHHH, yEAH, i WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE,
bUT, iN RETROSPECT, i DON'T REALLY KNOW IF IT WAS NECESSARY,
oR EVEN IF i HAD ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL,
sO i'LL EVADE CONVENTIONAL GREETINGS AND,
uHH,
jUST REPLY, i GUESS, tO YOUR, rIDDLE,

wAIT, wHAT,
iS THE LAST SEGMENT OF YOUR POST,
tHE RIDDLE,

[knightofmirth]

yeah thats it
its a type of human joke
i say knock knock
the other person says whos there
then whatever i say next the other person has to repeat and add a who on the end
and then theres the punchline

[Why is he explaining this? Dammit, Tav.]

[adiostoreasnore]

oHHH, oKAY,
aND THIS PUNCHLINE IS, tHE RESULTING JOKE,
aND IS WHAT i AM CURRENTLY AIMING TO SOLVE,
yES,
i THINK I HAVE GOT THIS, tO A POINT OF UNDERSTANDING,
sO i WILL PROCEED WITH THE PROPER REPLIES, aS YOU DICTATE,

oKAY, tHEN,
wHO'S THERE,

[knightofmirth]

boo

[Might as well go simple.]

[adiostoreasnore]

,,,
uHH,
bOO, wHO,

rIGHT?

[knightofmirth]

dont cry bro
its just a joke

see what i did there
theyre pretty motherfuckin corny

[adiostoreasnore]

oHHHHH, aHAHA,
yEAH, i SEE HOW THESE RIDDLES ARE EXECUTED,
tHAT WAS, uHH, rELATIVELY EXCEPTIONAL,

[knightofmirth]

you should try some of your own bro
put together some nice chuckles for me
why dont you give it a go

[adiostoreasnore]

uMMM, oKAY,,,
i WILL BEGIN THE RIDDLE, aND, iN THE MEANTIME,
aTTEMPT TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT WILL END, sO,
hERE,

uHH, kNOCK KNOCK,

[knightofmirth]

whos there

[adiostoreasnore]

uHH,
hATCH,

[knightofmirth]

hatch who

[adiostoreasnore]

oH, sHIT,
i THINK i MESSED UP THE JOKE,
sINCE, iT CANT BE ME, wHO SAYS THE "eXCUSE ME" PART,
aS IT WAS YOU WHO, iN THE CONTEXT OF THE JOKE, sNEEZED,

wAIT, uHH, i CAN REMEDY THIS,
iGNORE ALL OF THAT,

aHA, yOU SNEEZED,
dOES THAT WORK,

[knightofmirth]

hahaha
its okay brother
your joke was so clever i saw the punchline coming before it actually hit
so your rebound is totally chill with me

[adiostoreasnore]

wELL, uM, oKAY,
i GUESS IT WAS, pRETTY GOOD,
bUT, pROBABLY, yOU KNOW SOME PRIME KNOCK KNOCK JOKES,
tHAT i COULD NEVER COMPARE TO, eSPECIALLY sINCE,
i AM NEW TO THIS,

[knightofmirth]

nah not really
knock knock jokes aint my forte
i was just passing time