[BBS] Beware Bored Striders

[knightofmirth]

hello all you lovely garden residents
i got me a motherfuckin riddle here i want to be sharing with you
so throw your answers at me all good and proper

knock knock

Comments

[ageaaquarius]

i might as wwell humor you

wwhos there

[knightofmirth]

to

[ageaaquarius]

[Pause.

THIS ISN'T LOOKING FUNNY AT ALL.]

to wwho

[knightofmirth]

to whom motherfucker
what were you raised in a barn

[ageaaquarius]

oh ha ha
thats so fuckin hilarious im splittin at my sides right about noww

[knightofmirth]

when did i say it was supposed to be funny
its a riddle bro
and you failed to pass it

[ageaaquarius]

oh uh
wwell wwhatevver that didnt count
givve me another one or somethin

[knightofmirth]

you want another chance
after waving me off like that

lj why did you EAT THAT REPLY...

[ageaaquarius]

you should be fuckin happy i evven decided to spare you my time in the first place

because LJ is a bitch

[knightofmirth]

im totally happy right now bro
im dancing for motherfuckin joy
id like to know mr ampora
how much is your time worth on the black market
just in case i can stand to make a profit here

point taken

[ageaaquarius]

oh please
any amount a currency wwont be able to add up to howw vvaluable my time is
its like uh
god wwhat wwas it again

oh right
just like the eighth wwonder a the wworld or somethin a that equivvalent

[knightofmirth]

well shit
id better start charging admission
eridan
i need you to come here
so i can put you on display

[ageaaquarius]

only if you split the profit
i demand a solid 60-40 ratio if you plan to put me on display like some sideshoww freak

[knightofmirth]

60-40
ok
done deal

1/2

[ageaaquarius]

alright

no wait 2/3

[ageaaquarius]

hey wwait a fuckin second
i dont wwant to be set up on display at fuckin all