A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
ostrich, "What‘s yours?" "I‘ll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be
$9.40 please," and the man
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