#18

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dear Diary,

i Finished All My Beef Jerky.

i Would Like Some More. thank You. especially The Human Kind Please.

sincerely bestest santa,
      little kids arentarenot going to get presents this year because your elves are boring and you've worked them to Death
except death

happy christmas death. i Hope You Like Dumb Dead Elves.

Comments

[pseudologos]

You tell that Santa, honey.

[windowliesopen]

just DID. duh You tell him yourself, lazy Bum.

[pseudologos]

I haven't got anything to say to him, babe.

[windowliesopen]

haven't you? I know you do.

[windowliesopen]

You're dumb. you're also the only person with presents WATCH OUT.

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pretty dumb dumb pretty pretty

Might you be my present? my one my only mine

[farshiner]

Getting into the holiday spirit, are we?

[windowliesopen]

you have a sick SICK MIND.

[usedinvain]

I knew Nyx was good for something.

[windowliesopen]

whaaat you use her? Often?

[usedinvain]

Nyx? No.

Gaia... eh, once or twice. Maybe closer to three times. Damned if I can remember.

[windowliesopen]

stop talking old young beautiful hideous man. You're wasting precious, precious breath.