#18

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dear Diary,

i Finished All My Beef Jerky.

i Would Like Some More. thank You. especially The Human Kind Please.

sincerely bestest santa,
      little kids arentarenot going to get presents this year because your elves are boring and you've worked them to Death
except death

happy christmas death. i Hope You Like Dumb Dead Elves.

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[pseudologos]

You tell that Santa, honey.

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just DID. duh You tell him yourself, lazy Bum.

[pseudologos]

I haven't got anything to say to him, babe.

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haven't you? I know you do.

[pseudologos]

Hmm... "Get outta that kid's chimney, you perv" does have a nice ring to it, don't you think?

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Get out of the chimney, you perv

[pseudologos]

Once more with feeling, sugar.

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i SAID

GET OUT OF THE CHIMNEY YOU PERV

[pseudologos]

That's my girl.

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Yours?

[pseudologos]

Figuratively speaking, Aunt...

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Mania is youuurs

??

[pseudologos]

Figuratively.

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Numbers are useful.

[pseudologos]

Sometimes, babe, sometimes.

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No no always always always always silvergoldrubieddustmouth always NOW

Numbers say that you are mine. aren't you? aren't i yours aren't you mine numbers don't lie they will never ever lie I've cut off their tongues