[Text because someone overdid the opera]

[justice_by_coma]

There's cake in the kitchen.
You can only eat it provided you wish Yoite-kun a Happy Birthday.
(NO EXCUSES!!!)

It's because of him that it's there in the first place, after all, so be grateful!
You can have as much as you like!
He's seventeen.

Comments

voice foreverrr

[itsahotone]

Wow. Try unclenching once in a while, Prissy Pants.

[TEXT FOREVARRRR because his voice isn't on your level of awesome, Santana. <3]

[justice_by_coma]

[Oh so miffed by that. It's like Yukimi, except female.]

YOU don't have to eat any of it, then!

[itsahotone]

Like I wanted any, anyway. Some of us don't sit around eating all day, you know.

[justice_by_coma]

[As if Gau would know anything about gaining weight. He's unexpectedly annoyed by the implications that his cookery isn't something everyone's scrambling to get at.]

Well I don't see what else you could be doing since we've left the town! Serving others aboard the caravan is easily the best choice for consuming the large amounts of time between stops!

I don't know what you're doing.

[Text]

[outandproudboy]

Do you know where's Yoite now? I have a present for him.

[TEXT] T_T Why must I fail?

[justice_by_coma]

[Pause. Confusion. Shock. A little jealousy. There's the fact that Gau considers himself--maybe--the second friend Yoite actually has. Maybe the third if you count Sakura who was there before... Or Serah. But the fact he doesn't recognize your name, and here you are saying you have a gift for Yoite? When Gau didn't even know about the birthday? What are you, trying to make him look bad? He frowns deeply, unseen, instantly suspicious.]

A gift? Really? Why do you have a gift for Yoite-kun? I didn't even know it was his birthday. And everyone knows Yoite-kun hides from people-

[A pause, a horrified blink. Could it be? Miharu? It would be just like Miharu to log into a new world under a pseudonym, and cause trouble for people for his own deadfaced amusement. And if the shinrabansho weilder were here again, then-

GASP.]

ROKUJO-KUN?!?!?!?!! (It's Gau! Is that you?!?!?!)

[TEXT] /pats It's ok XD...and yeah, he has a talent when it comes to befriend emo people

[outandproudboy]

[Don't worry too much Gau, Blaine is just very good at being friendly, he means well.]

I met him the other day, he has a great singing voice. But he was lost and needed help to get back to the caravan. Yoite also mentioned in another post that it was his birthday, so I bought him a present before we left the town.

... [What's with the capslock, man.] No, sorry, my name is Blaine.

[text] Aah Gau's just always like this with new people. You mustn't take him too seriously. ^^; See?

[justice_by_coma]

[......
TOTALLY SUSPICIOUS.

That mention of his admittedly wonderful singing voice! And that quick notice of Yoite! What is this fellow getting at?!

To buy presents so easily for someone he's just met... Someone like Yoite, who rarely makes good first impressions... or so Gau thinks, though he was really the one who made the hostile first impression, and Yoite had to bring him out of a coma for him to change his mind and suddenly go all defensive over him like he's got a right to him.]

Well he's usually hiding.

[He's still suspicious.]

Yoite-kun and I are from the same universe(?) world. I don't know what you want with him, but you'd better not wear him out. He needs to save his strength so he makes it home.

[Jealousy? He's not sure what it is, but he somehow doesn't really like the idea of someone else coming in and giving Yoite presents. Presents they bought. Presents that might be better than his when he's been cooking and struggling hard to make things Yoite might like.

POTENTIAL RIVAL SIGHTED.]

He's not well, you know.

[

[text]

[the_gun_smoker]

Oh Yoite sure I know them. Nice kid, real funny. I've already wished them happy birthday, can I have some extra cake? See I have this friend who's a social retard but I just know he'd be wishing this Yoite kid a happy birthday too, so its cool for me to take cake for him too?

[Totally BS. Badou has never met Yoite, and Heine wouldn't be seen dead wishing some teenager a happy Birthday. Guys gotta do what a guys gotta do, to get fed around here, man.]

[TEXT] (XDD Oh Badou what have you just done?)

[justice_by_coma]

[Wait. Yoite? In the same sentence as "nice" and "funny"?!
TOTALLY SUSPICIOUS.
And if he just had his voice, he'd rebuke you in ways you wouldn't think were possible. As is, he'll just have to settle for text.]

Why should I give you cake when you're obviously trying to lie to me?! I bet you've never even met Yoite-kun!

You're one of the new people from that singing-town, aren't you?!

You probably don't even know what he looks like!

You should be ashamed of yourself!

[If this were happening face to face, with you, the six foot tall stringy-haired guy getting lectured by Gau in ways that Kiri would take notes on for future Mihai diatribes, Heine would probably laugh for the second time ever. The first time being at Naoto's expense when you called her a muscle girl.]

[Voice] Wont it be funny, when he runs away scared of Gau, only to see the size of him later? xD

[the_gun_smoker]

Awe shit man, I knocked this thing onto audio, didn't I? Ugh~ I was trying to go for the mysterious figure kinda thing. Can we start over?

[Geeze! this guy sure did like to rant ... Badou might just have met his match here.]

Hey, hey! you got it all wrong man. I'm not even from that village, I just ended up here. Can you blame me for seeing the chance of free food? Cake at that?

Oh man... I've not had cake since... well, shit I can't even remember its been that long now!.

[He's rambling on about cake now Gau, sorry! Seeing as your just text he's not taken into account that of course you have to just sit and listen to him going on, and on~]

[voice forever]

[whatsacliche]

Uh, happy birthday, Yoite? Does that work?

[TEXT FOREVER]

[justice_by_coma]

[...........]

Well I already have cake for you, Hudson-san, since I knew your intentions would be honorable and upright from the start!

[Oh such faith.]

And anyway, why would you be telling me? You should be telling Yoite-kun! I'm sure it would mean a lot to him!

[whatsacliche]

Awesome! Is it chocolate?

Oh, I guess I figured he'd see it on here or something. Where can I find him?

[justice_by_coma]

[Blink blink GASP.]
It's vanilla! Should it have been chocolate? You're probably right! I made him vanilla cake for Rokujo-kun's birthday, and he seemed to like it, so naturally I thought he'd like it.
I should have made something else!
I'll have to alter the icing immediately! You're right, Hudson-san! How could I not have seen it?!

Yoite-kun's probably hiding, but he should appear int he kitchen as soon as he finds out there's cake. That's what I've been hoping!

What if he shows up and I'm not ready?!

[(shy) voice forever]

[weedyshyguy]

...Is this cake anything like the...stuff you made for me? [You can practically hear the foot shuffling, here.]

[AWWW TEXT FOREVER]

[justice_by_coma]

[CANNOT LET THINGS LIKE THIS GO.]

What do you mean? I made it if that's what you're asking.

[weedyshyguy]

Oh, just. Yeah, that. It's gotta be good, then.

[justice_by_coma]

[Preens a little, unseen.]

Well of course it would be!
So you'll do it?