[Text because someone overdid the opera]

[justice_by_coma]

There's cake in the kitchen.
You can only eat it provided you wish Yoite-kun a Happy Birthday.
(NO EXCUSES!!!)

It's because of him that it's there in the first place, after all, so be grateful!
You can have as much as you like!
He's seventeen.

Comments

voice foreverrr

[itsahotone]

Wow. Try unclenching once in a while, Prissy Pants.

[TEXT FOREVARRRR because his voice isn't on your level of awesome, Santana. <3]

[justice_by_coma]

[Oh so miffed by that. It's like Yukimi, except female.]

YOU don't have to eat any of it, then!

[itsahotone]

Like I wanted any, anyway. Some of us don't sit around eating all day, you know.

[justice_by_coma]

[As if Gau would know anything about gaining weight. He's unexpectedly annoyed by the implications that his cookery isn't something everyone's scrambling to get at.]

Well I don't see what else you could be doing since we've left the town! Serving others aboard the caravan is easily the best choice for consuming the large amounts of time between stops!

I don't know what you're doing.

[itsahotone]

[Can you hear her amusement? She hopes you can.]

Serving others, huh? Yeah, I can buy that.

[justice_by_coma]

[The amusement in your voice unfortunately goes totally over his head.]

There's always laundry because some people can never properly sort their things. And there's the state of the showers--you don't want girls to see what showers will look like after men have been through. (It's really disgusting!) And there's the cooking, too!

Those tiny people from this world help, but naturally they can't be expected to take care of everything when they're so small.

And at least where I come from, Christmas is to be celebrated. It seems to be close to that sort of time around here, with the snow and everything. My roommate's even gathering people together to unify in caroling! Appropriate refreshments are vital to reinforcing the mood he's striving for! Maybe even decorating!

[No, he's not related to Kurt.]

[itsahotone]

Do you really expect me to read all of that?

[justice_by_coma]

[Makes a face.]

You expect me to TALK?
I'm not trying to be rude! My voice is gone!

[itsahotone]

Uh-huh. I can't imagine how you'd ever lose your voice, since you obviously never have anything to say. [LE EYEROLL.]

How about you try not sending novels, at least?

[justice_by_coma]

[FSSS FEATHERS RUFFLED.]

I was trying to give you an idea of the diversity of useful tasks on board! If you can't find anything to do, you must nto be looking hard enough!

[itsahotone]

Okay, who said I had nothing to do? Brittany's here, which means our combined hotness could rule this whole place if we wanted it to.

[justice_by_coma]

[Oh!]

You know Brittany-san?

[How to proceed... Gosh, he hopes this sounds casual. And you said she's pretty, too. Now he's really nervous, because he's a nerd.]

She thinks I'm a duck.
(Is she joking?)

[itsahotone]

[There is silence. It's less for the duck thing and more for the san thing.]

Do you look like a duck?

[justice_by_coma]

[URK.]

NO! Of course I don't! I look-

[Like a curly-haired, girl-sized, bony, angry asian kid, actually. But he doesn't want her to know that. Not yet, anyway. He's embarrassed enough about it as it is.]

-like a normal person!
And anyway, we've never met face to face. (Just like with you.)

[itsahotone]

[snicker snicker]

Did you quack at her?