[Text because someone overdid the opera]
There's cake in the kitchen.
You can only eat it provided you wish Yoite-kun a Happy Birthday.
(NO EXCUSES!!!)
It's because of him that it's there in the first place, after all, so be grateful!
You can have as much as you like!
He's seventeen.
You can only eat it provided you wish Yoite-kun a Happy Birthday.
(NO EXCUSES!!!)
It's because of him that it's there in the first place, after all, so be grateful!
You can have as much as you like!
He's seventeen.
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A gift? Really? Why do you have a gift for Yoite-kun? I didn't even know it was his birthday. And everyone knows Yoite-kun hides from people-
[A pause, a horrified blink. Could it be? Miharu? It would be just like Miharu to log into a new world under a pseudonym, and cause trouble for people for his own deadfaced amusement. And if the shinrabansho weilder were here again, then-
GASP.]
ROKUJO-KUN?!?!?!?!! (It's Gau! Is that you?!?!?!)
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I met him the other day, he has a great singing voice. But he was lost and needed help to get back to the caravan. Yoite also mentioned in another post that it was his birthday, so I bought him a present before we left the town.
... [What's with the capslock, man.] No, sorry, my name is Blaine.
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TOTALLY SUSPICIOUS.
That mention of his admittedly wonderful singing voice! And that quick notice of Yoite! What is this fellow getting at?!
To buy presents so easily for someone he's just met... Someone like Yoite, who rarely makes good first impressions... or so Gau thinks, though he was really the one who made the hostile first impression, and Yoite had to bring him out of a coma for him to change his mind and suddenly go all defensive over him like he's got a right to him.]
Well he's usually hiding.
[He's still suspicious.]
Yoite-kun and I are from the same universe(?) world. I don't know what you want with him, but you'd better not wear him out. He needs to save his strength so he makes it home.
[Jealousy? He's not sure what it is, but he somehow doesn't really like the idea of someone else coming in and giving Yoite presents. Presents they bought. Presents that might be better than his when he's been cooking and struggling hard to make things Yoite might like.
POTENTIAL RIVAL SIGHTED.]
He's not well, you know.
[ ( ... )
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Blaine surprised Yoite the first time he squeezed his hand, but the second time all went smoothly. Ouch, Gau :| ]
Everyone wants to feel safe, some people hide, some others stay close to people they trust.
[Home made presents are more important. But you see, Blaine can't exactly make a BIRD, he's not god.]
I saw him coughing blood, and he mention ed that he lives his life like it's nto goign to last. So...[He feel bad asking this, but he needs to know.]...his condition is terminal?
I don't really know him that much, but I would like to learn more about him. Cruel jokes aren't my thing, you have my words. I suffered a lot of those myself, time ago.
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Actually you remind him of Hattori in a funny sincere, bold way. *cough* That's his boss. AW DON'T ANGST, BLAINE. GAU'S BRAIN HURTS EVERYONE.
Asking him about Yoite's condition, though. His brain fights over the dillemma of the hidden world.]
Yoite-kun's condition might be terminal. There's a potential cure if we get home, but that's his only chance.
It'll sound really stupid if I have to explain it, and you can't explain this to anyone under any circumstances.
[Gau's an outsider originally. A normal person with no ties to the ninja world, brought in by his samurai best friend. He'd think he has talent with speaking to other "outsiders" when in fact he's got next to no charisma whatsoever. Except for whatever points he gets for being so ( ... )
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He takes a few minutes too reply this time.] I won't tell anyone, but please if there's any way I can help him let me know.
[Blaine was and outsider once, now that he is in a new place where he don't knwo it's norms he feels like one again.
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All he needs is to get home.
[He hesitates though. You...really sound like you want to help. Maybe...you're like him. Like Sakura. Maybe you're someoen who really wants to help?
Gau's warily wrapping his head around this notion.]
Unless you can cook. (He eats a LOT.)
[Despite the fact that Yoite weighs all of 110 pounds, and has no sense of taste, the guy can pack away enough food for three people in one sitting.]
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Let's hope the caravan gets to it's destination soon.[Cook? that he can do.] I learned how to cook in my school, and I like it. Funny, he doesnt' look like someone who eats a lot of food.
[ Blaine needs to see this.
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You can cook?
How? (Western-style?)
He eats a LOT. He can swallow a whole piece of cake without chewing in one gulp you know...
[Seeing is believing. ^^;;]
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Yes, I can.
American and Irish dishes mostly. A bit of Italian too.
He's so thin, who should have guessed.
[XD Now that might come in handy for other activities.]
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Then you should definitely come and exchange recipes. Most of my Western cooking is pastries, and between lack of fresh seafood ingredients, limited quantities of rice, and no sauces to speak of, there's only so far Watanuki-kun and I can go to keep ample, nutritional foods in supply for our comrades!
[Can you hear the iron chef trembling at his core?]
I read a lot of his medical files. (It's my job to monitor those within our organization.) Kazuho-san's records indicated he's eaten like that ever since he grew, and he grew almost three feet in three days. His technique affects his hormone levels, apparently, so I'm sure it's thanks to his kira technique.
(It's not like he tastes it, either.)
[Stalker much?
OH NO YOU DIDN'T
D8
GAU IS GOING TO HIDE HIS FACE RIGHT ABOUT NOW]
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I won't mind. I don't cook pastries often, we can teach each other. You cook for all of them?
[ Yeah XD]
Your work really hard to, it's impressive Gau. The technique really need a lot of energy to work then. He can't taste it?
[ Eheheheheheeh 83]
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A pause. Again, caught off-guard by your willingness.]
I guess so. (You want to?)
And I definitely cook for those who aren't organized enough to do anything but take the presence of food for granted!
[YOU PRAISED HIS WORK ETHIC. Don't you know he kind of lives for that? That HO YAY icon comes from daydreaming about being praised by his (male) canon buddy. FFFF YOU'RE ON HIS GOOD SIDE NOW! He preens in private, very very pleased.]
Well of course I do! It's my duty after all!
[That's just his typical false-modesty, though. Really he's entirely pleased with himself that someone noticed.]
But the kira technique does require a lot of energy. It basically converts lifeforce after all. He's losing his senses because he's been using it for this long. It's actually fairly ordinary for Kira-users, I think. (There wasn't a lot of informatoin I could hack, I mean. Kazuho-san is really ( ... )
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I want to, yes.
[His work deserves to be praised too. One day his male canon buddy will praise him too. And yay, good side! ]
Not everyone does their duty the proper way.
How many Kira users existed before him?
I noticed his bad eyesight, I feel bad for him. The smell is a small consolation.
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Well. I guess we can, then. (What did you want to make?)
[Pfft! Raikou? Poor Raikou is pretty complicated. Superficial cheerful sadism and all. He has trouble letting people get close to him without mockingly beating on them. I play him too. Raikou can't even trust himself to touch people he cares about without corrupting them. Don't get me started on Raikou. He probably secretly reveres Gau just as much as Gau reveres him, but don't make a bet on it getting anywhere at this point in canon, I'll put it that way...]
I know what you mean about duties, though! It's really appalling, isn't it, Blaine-san?!
[RIGHT ON! More points~ XDD LET'S TALK ABOUT THE CORRUPTION OF SOCIETY AND JUSTICE FTW~]
I don't know if the clan has any others at the moment. I know there have been others or there would be no research on the death process one goes through. And I can't find more information here ( ... )
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