1 - [voice]

[itsahotone]

[Random loud noises are loud as she tries to figure out just how to work this thing. Then when she speaks, she may sound younger, but the same attitude is definitely there.]

Is this thing on? Will it get me away from here? It's hot and gross and why am I a child? I want my boobs back!

The candy doesn't count if this is a hallucination.

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voice;

[brands]

You get kidnapped and thrown into Pulse-knows where and you're worried about your boobs?

Yeah kid, your priorities are straight.

voice;

[itsahotone]

Did I say it was the only thing I'm worried about? Where am I and who are you?

voice;

[brands]

Sounded like it.

Your guess is as good as mine. The name's Fang, Oerba Yun Fang. Who are you?

voice;

[itsahotone]

What kind of name is that? Are you from like, China or something?

I'm Santana.

[voice]

[whatsacliche]

At least you didn't shrink like, four feet. And boobs don't do much other than look awesome...

[voice]

[itsahotone]

[Annoyed silence.]

Is that really supposed to make me feel better?

[voice forever]

[whatsacliche]

I dunno. Perspective helps sometimes.

[pause]

You know, I knew a Santana back home. And she had some...

[...]

You wouldn't happen to be a Cheerio, would you?

[itsahotone]

Well, that "perspective" sucked, just so you know.

Wait, what? [Thinkthinkthink. Who else from home would have enough height to lose?]

...Finn?

[facing_danger]

This is a bit strange to run across.

Anything I can help with?

[itsahotone]

Yeah, where the hell am I?

[facing_danger]

You know, I've been trying to figure that out myself.

Why don't I come and get you and we can talk about it in person?

[itsahotone]

Okay, you know how creepy that sounds, right? I mean, I look like I'm ten years old. How do I know you're not planning to kidnap me or something?

[voice] (Icon documents Gau's reaction to TITS--XOMG)

[justice_by_coma]

You miss your-?

[EEK! Shockface that you can't see.]

Y-You can't just talk about things like that! I-In public!

[voice] ( XD )

[itsahotone]

Um, why not?

[voice] (For the record, I didn't have much, but I had SOME boobs at ten.)

[justice_by_coma]

It's-!
It's indecent!

And there are some real children on the caravan! [Well...Hal is like...thirteen, but still. Shocked, indignant would-be-ninja defender of innocence here.]
What if they hear?!

[voice] (happily, I did not. XD)

[itsahotone]

[If he could see the look on her face...]

Oh no, they'd hear about normal body parts women have! What a tragedy.