1 - [voice]

[itsahotone]

[Random loud noises are loud as she tries to figure out just how to work this thing. Then when she speaks, she may sound younger, but the same attitude is definitely there.]

Is this thing on? Will it get me away from here? It's hot and gross and why am I a child? I want my boobs back!

The candy doesn't count if this is a hallucination.

Comments

[voice]

[whatsacliche]

At least you didn't shrink like, four feet. And boobs don't do much other than look awesome...

[voice]

[itsahotone]

[Annoyed silence.]

Is that really supposed to make me feel better?

[voice forever]

[whatsacliche]

I dunno. Perspective helps sometimes.

[pause]

You know, I knew a Santana back home. And she had some...

[...]

You wouldn't happen to be a Cheerio, would you?

[itsahotone]

Well, that "perspective" sucked, just so you know.

Wait, what? [Thinkthinkthink. Who else from home would have enough height to lose?]

...Finn?

[whatsacliche]

Oh. My God.

You're seriously here?

And you lost your boobs?!

[itsahotone]

Where is here?! And I'm like, suddenly ten years old, of course I lost my boobs! Are you saying you're a kid, too?

[whatsacliche]

Um, I think it's called Willaknap.

And, um, I guess so? I'm short. I can't reach anything. It sucks.

[itsahotone]

I've never heard of it. How did I get here? Where are you? I totally need to see you being short.

[whatsacliche]

Me neither. It's kind of like...wherever they make Disney movies.

Um, no, you don't.

[itsahotone]

...What? You're making less sense than usual.

Wait, so you're just planning to let me die out here all alone? [Why would you be mean to the cute little girl??]

[whatsacliche]

Er-- no, I'll come get you. You just can't make fun of me if you're taller.

And um, keep an eye out for electric deer.

[itsahotone]

...Electric deer?? I don't see any of those... There's a lot of candy, though.

[whatsacliche]

Yeah, some attacked the caravan before. If you're really ten you probably want to keep somewhere safe.

...Candy sounds safe.

[itsahotone]

The what?

[Frustration!!] Is this really happening??

[whatsacliche]

...Guess so, yeah. Don't worry, you'll get...sort of used to it.

At least Quinn isn't here. What would happen to the baby if she youngified?

[itsahotone]

...Did you lose your memory when you got younger?