1 - [voice]

[itsahotone]

[Random loud noises are loud as she tries to figure out just how to work this thing. Then when she speaks, she may sound younger, but the same attitude is definitely there.]

Is this thing on? Will it get me away from here? It's hot and gross and why am I a child? I want my boobs back!

The candy doesn't count if this is a hallucination.

Comments

[facing_danger]

This is a bit strange to run across.

Anything I can help with?

[itsahotone]

Yeah, where the hell am I?

[facing_danger]

You know, I've been trying to figure that out myself.

Why don't I come and get you and we can talk about it in person?

[itsahotone]

Okay, you know how creepy that sounds, right? I mean, I look like I'm ten years old. How do I know you're not planning to kidnap me or something?

[facing_danger]

Creepy? I'm trying to help here.

I didn't get the impression you particularly liked where you are.

[Alas, when you turn back into a teenager, he'll lose interest. STILL too young for Face. :X]

[itsahotone]

Have you ever heard of Stranger Danger?

[Long suffering siiiigh.] Fine, whatever. I guess all these old ladies wouldn't let anything happen.

[facing_danger]

Old ladies?

[itsahotone]

The only adults here. They like, have candy and stuff. This place is weird.

[facing_danger]

Well, you have to commend them on their hospitality.

[itsahotone]

I guess. If I'm fat when I get back to normal, I'll--wait. I will get back to normal, right?? [Tiny voice of scared-child, ahoy.]

[facing_danger]

...you know, that's a good point.

I don't know.

[itsahotone]

You don't know?!

[Pretend this icon is young-ified.]

[facing_danger]

Truth be told, I haven't been here very long myself.

[itsahotone]

Oh god, I'm never leaving, am I??

[facing_danger]

Er, well, I didn't say that.

I just...don't know.

[itsahotone]

How long have you been wherever this is?