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[Random loud noises are loud as she tries to figure out just how to work this thing. Then when she speaks, she may sound younger, but the same attitude is definitely there.]
Is this thing on? Will it get me away from here? It's hot and gross and why am I a child? I want my boobs back!
The candy doesn't count if this is a hallucination.
Is this thing on? Will it get me away from here? It's hot and gross and why am I a child? I want my boobs back!
The candy doesn't count if this is a hallucination.
[EEK! Shockface that you can't see.]
Y-You can't just talk about things like that! I-In public!
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It's indecent!
And there are some real children on the caravan! [Well...Hal is like...thirteen, but still. Shocked, indignant would-be-ninja defender of innocence here.]
What if they hear?!
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Oh no, they'd hear about normal body parts women have! What a tragedy.
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It's not a joking matter! And even if not for the sake of the younger caravan-members, don't you know what that does to normal guys?! It's...[strangled noise]
It's distracting!
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Yeah, I know. I want them back.
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Y-You can't mean that!
I-I mean, it's natural to want to be the way you were before- [Wait, does that mean you have HUGE TRACTS OF LAND? asdfjkl-Little strangled noise. DISTRACTED. Man, you ARE good, Santana. Even when you're pedo bait, you manage to distract sixteen-year-old boys!]
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To...actually fully intend to prey on the distraction of others-!
[Mental processing on this prude is indeed prudish. He's a little scared of what you'll be like when you're normal sized. XOMG MANEATER!]
BUT-!
If you're...here now. Everyone on the...caravan is not from here, too, and we're...going home?
[Ugh, that sounds awkward even to him.]
We...wake up here, even though we're from all different places. but...this is the first time I've seen anyone wake up as a child, and I've been here for two weeks.
[Sounds a little more normal now. That's RIGHT. Work. Meaningful work! Attempting to comfort damsels in distress! Notebook pages flipping in the background as he consults.]
Though...we're not always from other worlds. My roommate is this hulking American. And there have been documented cases of individuals who're friends or even family coming from different time periods within their personal history, with different memories, and there seems to be a tendency for people who share commonalities to be drawn in, so ( ... )
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None of that made any sense, and you sound like you're in a science-fiction movie.
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It...feels like it.
We...just got out of a lake, where we all transformed into mermaids for no scientific reason.
When I woke up here...I was in a forest with a bunch of strangers and I was attacked by...by wolves. Or something like them.
Where you are...that is...even if you're a child, at least you're safe for now.
But...if you want to get home...the caravan is the...best way I've found so far.
People come from different worlds. Maybe some people on the caravan think this is normal... [Doesn't sound comfortable with that, but he's trying to help. And information helps, right?]
It's fishy, and highly suspicious, but...it's the most likely, clear way to get home! And I'm sure there are people you want to return to, miss. [Oh. oops. Realizes he doesn't know your name.]
Uhm...I'm Meguro Gau. Meguro's my surname. You're probably American, so it would be ( ... )
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[Dismissive sigh. She's bored with this now.] Whatever, so you're saying I should get to some caravan thing if I want to ever get back to Lima. Great.
[Have another pause!]
I'm Santana. [No surname info for you, strange guy!]
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It's-!
It's pulled by a giant, and looks like a bunch of buildings all put together, Santanta-san! It looks like towers.
I don't know what happens to the people who get left behind!
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If you don't believe me, then just-
Just LOOK! Outside! The caravan will be there, right on the edge of the town!
But take a lot of water because it's really warm outside.
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What is that gross thing?!
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