This bites.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Where am I? Really. This place looks like Konoha but there are little things that are off about it and I don't recognize a single person. Is this some sort of messed up Genjutsu? I was never very good at dispelling those damn things and every time I try the people around me in this cafe place I'm at look at me like I'm nuts. And maybe I am,

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[poisonedstrings]

You enjoy rambling, don't you?

[whirlpoolswirl]

Who's rambling? I don't ramble. Rambling implies you're going on and on about nothing. If I go on and on, it'll be about something, trust me.

[poisonedstrings]

You seem to be doing that just now.

[whirlpoolswirl]

You're imagining things.

[illguideyouhome]

.....

[whirlpoolswirl]

Um... yes?

[illguideyouhome]

...H-hey, mom.

[whirlpoolswirl]

What? Kid, I'm not your mo-...

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Waitasec. You're... you... OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE WHERE ARE YOU CAN I HUG YOU HOW ARE YOU I AM SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T HATE ME BUT SERIOUSLY THERE NEED TO BE HUGS AND THERE NEED TO BE HUGS NOW.

[sexy_and_skorty]

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Hm.

[whirlpoolswirl]

SORRY CAN'T CHAT OFF TO HUG NARUTO. ♥

[sexy_and_skorty]

Have fun.

[pyro_zuko]

...I see where Naruto gets his tl;dr from.

[whirlpoolswirl]

His what? Totally Lovely Dashing Remarkable-ness?

[pyro_zuko]

...No. His ability to babble on and on about absolutely nothing relevant or important. What is it with the random parents showing up? Did you all meet somewhere and decide to invade your children's private lives?

[whirlpoolswirl]

No, not really, but maybe we should have done that just to annoy you.

[incertitude]

You...You're N-Naruto's mother?

[whirlpoolswirl]

I am! Isn't it awesome? Do you know him? Isn't he great?

[incertitude]

Yes, I k-know Naruto. He's a great n-ninja. I admire him a l-lot.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Awww. That's so cute. Do you mind if I call you cute? I'm sorry if you're offended or anything but I'm in a really good mood and let's face it - that's really cute.