This bites.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Where am I? Really. This place looks like Konoha but there are little things that are off about it and I don't recognize a single person. Is this some sort of messed up Genjutsu? I was never very good at dispelling those damn things and every time I try the people around me in this cafe place I'm at look at me like I'm nuts. And maybe I am,

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[pyro_zuko]

...I see where Naruto gets his tl;dr from.

[whirlpoolswirl]

His what? Totally Lovely Dashing Remarkable-ness?

[pyro_zuko]

...No. His ability to babble on and on about absolutely nothing relevant or important. What is it with the random parents showing up? Did you all meet somewhere and decide to invade your children's private lives?

[whirlpoolswirl]

No, not really, but maybe we should have done that just to annoy you.

[pyro_zuko]

My dad's already here and plenty annoying, thanks.

[whirlpoolswirl]

It wasn't a happy reunion, I take it? Shame.

[pyro_zuko]

No, not really.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Well it is if you think about it, I mean, situations in families where it's just not possible to get along or enjoy each others' company really freaking suck. Which I'm sure you know but I'm just trying to say that through my immense happiness, I have a little time to sympathize, you know?

[pyro_zuko]

You were once dead, right?

[whirlpoolswirl]

Yes, apparently. I don't remember it but other people seem to, people I trust. What of it?