This bites.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Where am I? Really. This place looks like Konoha but there are little things that are off about it and I don't recognize a single person. Is this some sort of messed up Genjutsu? I was never very good at dispelling those damn things and every time I try the people around me in this cafe place I'm at look at me like I'm nuts. And maybe I am,

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[illguideyouhome]

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[whirlpoolswirl]

Um... yes?

[illguideyouhome]

...H-hey, mom.

[whirlpoolswirl]

What? Kid, I'm not your mo-...

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Waitasec. You're... you... OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE WHERE ARE YOU CAN I HUG YOU HOW ARE YOU I AM SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T HATE ME BUT SERIOUSLY THERE NEED TO BE HUGS AND THERE NEED TO BE HUGS NOW.

[yondychan]

Don't scare the boy off, love.

[whirlpoolswirl]

...Would he get scared? Does he scare easily? I should have thought of that what kind of mother am I, obviously a horrible one oh crap does he not like hugs? Is he touch-a-phobic or whatever? Will he hate me now I've mentioned it? Does he hate me anyway?

Minato it's Naruto! Naruto.

[yondychan]

I know. You'll find everything out for yourself soon enough.

[whirlpoolswirl]

He was just a baby... and now he isn't. Oh my god. You've got to pinch me if I start crying, promise to pinch me I can't afford to cry at a time like this.

[yondychan]

He's even more beautiful in person.

[illguideyouhome]

FJskGJLSLAJHdglDHJLKSFHJKLS I'M IN KONOHA.

[whirlpoolswirl]

OH GREAT ME TOO WHY DON'T I KNOW THAT DAMN TELEPORTATION JUTSU WHERE I'LL RUN THERE AND YOU'RE NOT HUG-A-PHOBIC RIGHT? I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG?

[illguideyouhome]

OKAY JAFKLSJG YES LOTS OF HUGS PLEASE!!lkglfgg

[whirlpoolswirl]

EEEEEE! :D :D

I'LL RUN ALL THROUGH KONOHA AND YOU DO THE SAME AND WE'LL SCREAM FOR EACH OTHER AND FIND EACH OTHER THAT WAY OKAY??

[illguideyouhome]

OKAY OKAY SEE YOU REALLY SON!!!!!!

[yondychan]

...I'll get the aspirin ready.

[yondychan]

....Just stay calm.