This bites.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Where am I? Really. This place looks like Konoha but there are little things that are off about it and I don't recognize a single person. Is this some sort of messed up Genjutsu? I was never very good at dispelling those damn things and every time I try the people around me in this cafe place I'm at look at me like I'm nuts. And maybe I am,

Comments

[ecconcentrical]

Don't dead people stay dead anymore?

[whirlpoolswirl]

You're here?

This can't possibly be heaven then. Hell? ...shit.

[ecconcentrical]

Yes, I'm here.

I'm not fucking dead.

[whirlpoolswirl]

No?

Drat.

[yondychan]

...

[yondychan]

GOD DAMMIT, PEIN! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

[ecconcentrical]

Now, now, Minato. I might be a bastard, but I wouldn't stoop this low.

[yondychan]

HGJSKHGSDJGDSSGDSGDJKLGSDHJGDKLHGSD

[ecconcentrical]

You're getting angry for no reason.

[yondychan]

...Kushina?

[whirlpoolswirl]

No, Jiraiya-sensei.

That's totally sarcasm, by the way, and you're so dead. (That wasn't. Sarcasm, I mean.)

[yondychan]

........you're alive?

[whirlpoolswirl]

Pulse, check. Breathing, check. I can hold out four fingers in front of my face and count them... Never was a medical nin, but all signs point to yes!

[demonicraccoon]

...Interesting.

[whirlpoolswirl]

One word in response to all this? Ha.

Who're you? Do I want to know?

[demonicraccoon]

Sabaku no Gaara, from Sunagakure. You might want to know, or you may not.

[whirlpoolswirl]

How about you give me a day or two to get my mind around all this other stuff and then we'll find out if I do or not. Sound good?

...It's been almost seventeen years, how does that even work? You don't have to answer that, it's hypothetical and just me rambling. BUT WITH PURPOSE. Obviously.