This bites.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Where am I? Really. This place looks like Konoha but there are little things that are off about it and I don't recognize a single person. Is this some sort of messed up Genjutsu? I was never very good at dispelling those damn things and every time I try the people around me in this cafe place I'm at look at me like I'm nuts. And maybe I am,

Comments

[ecconcentrical]

Don't dead people stay dead anymore?

[whirlpoolswirl]

You're here?

This can't possibly be heaven then. Hell? ...shit.

[ecconcentrical]

Yes, I'm here.

I'm not fucking dead.

[whirlpoolswirl]

No?

Drat.

[ecconcentrical]

If you want to go to heaven though, I'm sure I could arrange something.

[whirlpoolswirl]

I'd like to see you try. But no, my main concern is finding out what's going on and why I'm here and where Minato and Naruto are. If they're alive.

You... wouldn't know, would you?

[ecconcentrical]

I would know.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Oh great!

But you're not going to say?

[ecconcentrical]

Minato died the night he went after the kyuubi.

[whirlpoolswirl]

He... what?

[ecconcentrical]

He died.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Isn't that him down there though? Commenting and yelling at you? Unless... since he's dead and I'm dead we're both dead? But you're alive. Which doesn't explain anything at all and only confuses me further and convinces me that I actually hate you. A lot.

[ecconcentrical]

He commented before I could tell you that he's alive again. Ruined all my fun.

[whirlpoolswirl]

...

So he did die. You weren't lying?

In that case, I am going to kill him.

[ecconcentrical]

I wasn't lying.

Kill who?

[whirlpoolswirl]

Good boy. Would you like a sweet for being truthful?

Minato. For dying.

But wait. What about the baby? How is... what happened to... oh god.