whatsername99

I'll always remember where I was the moment I found out.

whatsername99 Nov 05, 2008 10:38

About thirty of us packed into a room with a white board and a projector to count down from ten. It was hot. We were tired. We were hungry. We needed alcohol.

Then I saw it in front of my eyes, and started tingling from my head to my toes. I wanted to cry. It couldn't actually be happening. We cheered. I hugged everyone in reach, unable to describe ( Read more... )

Has it really been four years?

whatsername99 May 16, 2008 15:52

I just got my senior yearbook, and I had to stop reading it because I was about to cry.

I got a message from Jennie Gartner that said, "Have Fun! ...be good."

I'm painting a Campbell's soup can on the ceiling of the art room.

Saturday boredom...

whatsername99 Mar 29, 2008 11:54

If nothing else, watch the last 45 seconds...

(Untitled)

whatsername99 Mar 28, 2008 17:35

I GOT INTO FORDHAM!!!!!!

I interrupt my essay to bring you this...

whatsername99 Jan 31, 2008 23:41

So you're saying that Coke is regular sex and Pepsi is oral sex? And our generation is the Coke generation and our kids are the Pepsi generation? I'm not sure which one of those is our sponsor, but I'm sorry.

~ Stephen Colbert

A Brief And True Report

whatsername99 Dec 21, 2007 23:49

Tonight I had the misfortune not only of watching, but paying to sit through Will Smith's new movie I Am Legend.

First and foremost, this movie is terribly written. It is set in the year 2012, when New York City is wiped out by some deady virus spread by poorly computer generated monsters, and Will Smith's only solution is to stay in the abandoned ( Read more... )

I got my acceptances to UVM and Stony Brook!!!

whatsername99 Dec 14, 2007 17:03

I'M GOING TO COLLEGE!!!!!!

Human Tetris

whatsername99 Nov 22, 2007 21:42

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Click to view

Pay attention to how much they hate the Blue Team.

youtube, funny stuff, human tetris, wishing i could read japanese for no par

Dear Abby...

whatsername99 Nov 12, 2007 07:53

How To Make A Matzah Ball

Jew will need:
4 jumbo eggs
1 tsp salt
1 tsp parsley
Pinch of cayanne pepper
Not Pork
1 tbsp grated onion
2 tbsp vegetable oil
3/4 cup Matzah meal

Cooking Instructions
1. Be circumcised.
2. Beat egg whites until stiff and set aside.
3. Cream egg yolks with next 6 ingredients.
4. Combine both egg mixtures and fold in Matzah meal.
5. ( Read more... )

matzah balls, abby, jews

Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

whatsername99 Nov 05, 2007 17:00

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
I know of no reason
Why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.