It's official: the world is run by boobs ( Read more... )

Okay. Ask me any question. The ones I like I'll answer. :o)

Somehow or other one of my posts ended up on the Build a Bear Blog website ( Read more... )

Have you ever met or seen a really nice guy and think "Yeah, he's good at being nice, but I could do 'being nice' better. Fucker."

My mom is so funny when she's drunk. (She doesn't get drunk often, almost never ( Read more... )

CANADA WINS THE OLYMPICS!!!! YAY!!

I had a Seinfeld moment the other day ( Read more... )

I saw this on one of those church signs.

"God isn't into favoritism.
But this sign guy is!
Go Canada Go!"

Heh heh.

So is this blogger.
Go Canada Go! (We'll just ignore that hockey game last night.)

Did John Lennon ever make a national and well televised apology for cheating on his wife, then ditching her for Yoko Ono who then ruined the Beatles? I don't think so.

That whole "Bigger than Jesus" thing... Yeah, okay, I get televising the apology for that...

not really.

The other day, as I feebly hung on to consciousness during my nap, I had a weird thought ( Read more... )