I saw this line in a Cracked.com article. I thought it true and funny.

"In America you're almost required to both hate Wal-Mart, and shop there on a weekly basis."

Canada is the same. Heh heh.

Well, I finally feel a part of the seniors group.

An older shipper (probably in his fifties) and I were reminiscing over older video games and tv shows, and we were making fun of the younger generation and their ADHD problems and general lack of intelligence. It was great! :o) It felt like I hit a new life milestone.

I'm very unhappy.

After reading clintswan's post, I thought for sure I would have the same results for the "who you write like" meme. He got Kurt Vonnegut who is my absolute idol!

Me? I got fucking Stephen King! FUCK! Fuckity fuckity fuck!

The guy who created the cell phone back in 1972, Martin Cooper, is the same guy who created the Jitterbug, a cell phone for senior citizens. You remember those commercials?

Who knew!

I'm giving up on "V", the newly revised 80 TV series classic ( Read more... )

Me talking to a technically challenged customer on the phone:

"That`s a pretty nasty error message... Okay, whatever you do, don't reboot the system, k?"

What the customer hears:

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah REBOOT the system, k?"

"Okay"

I just watched Twilight. It's so bad, I feel like my brain got sucked inside out. Horrible movie.

You know, a movie about mentally challenged vampires would have been a lot better.

Since it's Saint Patrick's Day, I figure I'll tell you all my one and only Irish joke. (Truth is, I just heard it about two hours ago.:o) )

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

1 drinker.

My humor must be retarded. I found this comic on a customer`s wall and shared it with all my coworkers. (The good ones anyways.)

Not one thought it was funny.

Anyways here it is. It`s the hearts that make it funny.

( Sort of NWS )

I know I'm gay and all, but sometimes, women can just be so darn cute ( Read more... )