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My mom is so funny when she's drunk. (She doesn't get drunk often, almost never.)
Some quotes as I drove her home:
"I'm not that drunk. If I want, I can clear my mind and focus on anything." Pauses for a few seconds, looking forward intently. "Hmmm... maybe not."
"I close one eye, I see one car. I close the other eye, I see one car. I open both eyes... TWO cars!"
Heh heh.
Some quotes as I drove her home:
"I'm not that drunk. If I want, I can clear my mind and focus on anything." Pauses for a few seconds, looking forward intently. "Hmmm... maybe not."
"I close one eye, I see one car. I close the other eye, I see one car. I open both eyes... TWO cars!"
Heh heh.