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I'll get you, my Ozma, and your little pet, too!
I can't compete with the pro's, but here is my meager offering to the Officially Unofficial Don Juan de Neville Fest:
Fame
"I'm sure it's him."
"Can't be. Why would he be here?"
"Come on, ask him."
"Go on, I dare you."
The din of the Leaky wasn't nearly loud enough to cover the excited whisperings of the giggling group of girls.
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Eternal Brain Rot
Training men is like herding cats.
I know, I know, I sound like one of those bitter women who hate men who really just need a good fuck (according to every man when a woman says she's fed up with the male half of the species). But in all honesty, I hate trying to train a man to do my job. Why? Because they already know what they're doing and they ( Read more... ) -
Ahoy there, Mateys!
Now that I am a pirate captain (see previous post), I want my crew's opinion on the treatment of prisoners in the brig.
Poll Treatment of Prisoners
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Don't worry, folks. All I've done this weekend is eat and sleep. And eat. Sleep. Eat some more. I'm off to pick up my second round of Chinese take-out in three days. Mmmm...eggrolls ( Read more... ) -
Like sands through the hourglass...
This is shaping up to be a depressing summer.
July 21: Book Seven canonshafts my fun ends the HP series.
August 11: Closest friend getting married. (At least I get to dress like a pirate!)
August 17: Ten year high school reunion.
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ANGRY FACE
Anybody remember back in December/January when I was trying to move across the state and the property management company lost my security deposit?
Well, I remember last night when I found a 72-hour eviction notice on my front door for late rent.
The rent I paid on time.
The rent that the property managment company cashed.
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Update!
Thirty Pieces of Silver, chapter six, is up! It's a month later than I had hoped, but four months earlier than the last update.
For those of you who are new to the game, TPOS is the work of the ever-brilliant and ever-patient
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