What's better than not having to work ( Read more... )

...but this is what it would end up like.

Wade Pills:

Will cause addiction to quoting random song lyrics

'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com

You fit in with:
Taoism

20% spiritual.
0% reason-oriented.


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Because they're fun and I really don't care one way or the other:


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"Honey--the Domino's lady says we have thirty minutes. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Yeah, but what are we going to do with the other twenty-eight minutes?"

Bwahahahahahaha!

Dear Santa,

Last year, I asked for a Jim.  I must have misunderstood your grading criteria, because you put me on your "naughty" list.  I know this because instead of a Jim, I got a lump of loser coal.   I have tried to mend my errant ways in hopes of making the "nice" list this year.  Please update your records accordingly.

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This is my favorite Christmas Cookie recipe. I thought I'd put aside my Grinch-y ways and share it with my friends.

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal

- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
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Wow. That's all I can say when I heard this song on the radio today.

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My sentiments exactly.

Stolen from
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 First off, thanks to all those who took the time to help me out with my RL issues.

No,
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