It's that time of year again...
Dear Santa,
Last year, I asked for a Jim. I must have misunderstood your grading criteria, because you put me on your "naughty" list. I know this because instead of a Jim, I got a lump of loser coal. I have tried to mend my errant ways in hopes of making the "nice" list this year. Please update your records accordingly.
This year, I would like to try a Chuck. He seems nice and somewhat honest. There is that whole undercover-supercomputer-brain-government thing, but at least he hasn't had his driver's license suspended for a DUII. Plus, word on the street is that he's a good kisser. Also something lacking in last year's "gift."
If a Chuck is unavailable this year due to understandable consumer demand, then I'll just take a rain-check. I'd rather have just my sweet kitty than a cheap substitute.
Still believin',
Wade
Last year, I asked for a Jim. I must have misunderstood your grading criteria, because you put me on your "naughty" list. I know this because instead of a Jim, I got a lump of loser coal. I have tried to mend my errant ways in hopes of making the "nice" list this year. Please update your records accordingly.
This year, I would like to try a Chuck. He seems nice and somewhat honest. There is that whole undercover-supercomputer-brain-government thing, but at least he hasn't had his driver's license suspended for a DUII. Plus, word on the street is that he's a good kisser. Also something lacking in last year's "gift."
If a Chuck is unavailable this year due to understandable consumer demand, then I'll just take a rain-check. I'd rather have just my sweet kitty than a cheap substitute.
Still believin',
Wade