I was going through my old english stuff and I found a poem I wrote about my 9th grade english teacher (sadly enough she never made the connection between her and the poem) so here it is ( Read more... )

A series of unfortunate events ( Read more... )

It never ceases to amaze me how incredibly stupid people can be. This is not to say I don't have my moments lacking in the brilliance of my genius, but what I'm talking about specifically is people trying to prove either God's existence or disprove it. Before I forget, someone said and I quote "People say life comes from cells and this means ( Read more... )

Some time this week an eigth grader apparently tried to kill himself by jumping off the top of the chapel. Supposedly he tried to do so because his girlfriend dumped him. Now, some people may see an incongruity in the logic here. For one thing being dead probably won't attract too many women, unless they're necrophiliacs, which is icky. Another ( Read more... )

Through perseverance and sheer genius Gedo and I have pioneered into a new realm of physics ( Read more... )

I watched Snakes on a plane last night, and apparently no, the title wasn't a metaphor for something much deeper. It was about snakes, on a plane. The plot of the movie is thus: some guy witness a guy commit a murder, murderer says "Hey, he saw us, that's bad, let's go kill him" so they try do so. I missed the first bit, which I regret, ( Read more... )

What ever happened to b3? A question that I have been pondering for quite some time now. For those of you who can't read minds, what I'm talking about is simple: We have B1 and B2 and we also have before(b4) so why is b3 not good enough? Or is it simply too good, 3 being athe excellent number it is ( Read more... )

Alas, my reign of freedom comes to an end. Although I've been "grounded" for the last two weeks, my mom has been out of the country and I've been free to frolic about to my heart's desire, which in regards to frolicking isn't much ( Read more... )

There's a time in every man's life when he learns that a firewall is not there for solely decorative purposes ( Read more... )

Because I'm so original (copying reuelle) I decided to post my lit hw which stupid teacher didn't collect ( Read more... )