Ah-hem, ah-hem.

( Finished knitting projects! )

 Four women were traveling in a minivan across the USA--one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Oregon, and the final one from California. When they began their trip, the Idaho lady began throwing potatoes out of their car. 
"Why are you doing that?" The girl from Nebraska asked. The Idahoan shrugged. 
"In Idaho, we have so many potatoes, I don't ( Read more... )

I realized last night while talking to my brother's girlfriend that, after this year and all the garbage that has happened throughout it, I really have no fear left within me. Everything I was afraid of (failure, the dark, people dying, people abandoning me, bears, etc), I have experienced first hand (well, maybe not the bears, though I did ( Read more... )

 I don't know what the status of my final grades were, but I do know that my scholarship was renewed! Hell yes for free graduate tuition! Ah, I love how I busted my ass off as an undergrad, and now I really am reaping the benefits.

I am so glad this semester is over and I am 1/4 through my time here in Van Dieman's land.

I hate co-dependent people ( Read more... )

 ( A survey...of surprising consequences... )

 Why can't there be a graduate seminar in "How to Prevent Self from Burning Bridges ( Read more... )

( Thoughts from driving up... )

 Dear California:

You suck big fat donkey dick.

You are the stupid, vacant, coked out slut who, despite being brought to her knees by financial ruin, still thinks she's better than everyone else, even as she drives her SUV into a 5 billion dollar debt. Better then her hippie sister Oregon, better than her trailer-trash cousin Arizona.

She's so ( Read more... )

 I want to cry. With happiness ( Read more... )

 I have to vote today, finish a Power Point on fiscal growth in city development and present it at 6, and I have yet another exam in about an hour.

But, screw all that! Has any else noticed that Osama bin Laden's son looks like a cross between Abed from 'The Mummy' and the Predator? Apparently, according to another article, he wants to move to Spain ( Read more... )