Um...

Nov 06, 2008 17:50

 Dear California:

You suck big fat donkey dick.

You are the stupid, vacant, coked out slut who, despite being brought to her knees by financial ruin, still thinks she's better than everyone else, even as she drives her SUV into a 5 billion dollar debt. Better then her hippie sister Oregon, better than her trailer-trash cousin Arizona.

She's so good, she'll take away civil liberties from her citizens! By the citizens! Which means there's a bunch of idiots who don't want their fellow man to enjoy the same marriage civilities that they enjoy!

God. Damn. Fuck. I'm angry.

Thinking about an ex-FIL asking his parents for roughly half a million dollars to buy a house for his girlfriend 'because (she) deserves it' makes me even more sick. What the hell is in the water in the Golden State? The insanity that's there leaves me in painful awe.

I'm so glad I decided not to move there, once again. From my crazy ex to his family to the economy to the prices of freakin' everything to now this, I'm glad I had my experience of living in California for one summer and left it at that. What's bizarre is that I've been having a massive resurge of pride being from Chicago ever since Obama was elected.

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