‘Twas the night before Christmas ( Read more... )

I've FINALLY forced myself to sit down and write up my recent concert experiences. At this point, of course, everything is just a fading memory, but I shall attempt to capture the highlights in textual reminiscent form. Perhaps this is a sign that I'll finally get around to reviewing all of those CDs I've been meaning to do for months ( Read more... )

Okay, so this past Sunday, Count Weirdly's snake was accused of eating Mrs. Turtle's eggs the previous day. Mrs. Turtle apparently had marked the snake with red paint. Slylock Fox confronted Count Weirdly and his snake only to discover that there was no red paint of the snake. However, Slylock did not rule out Weirdly's snake as the culprit. ( Read more... )

Tonight's concert wasn't. Ogre managed to get sick just in time for tonight's Skinny Puppy concert to be canceled, thus completely blowing my plans for the evening. I'm hoping that the concert will be rescheduled at the end of the tour, but I refuse to get my hopes up. Instead, I went to see Saw (see-saw) in the theatre. As my knowledge of the ( Read more... )

As I giggled madly at the weatherman revealing Satanic messages on the fluctuating television, I began to wonder if perhaps I shouldn't have tried the magic orange juice ( Read more... )

Don't be hatin ( Read more... )

Today's post is going to be a collection of thoughts that have been bouncing around in my head recently, some thoughtful and some vacuous ( Read more... )

"Her name is Renee. If she told you her name was Alice, she was lying. And your name... WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME ( Read more... )

Shouldn't be that hard, really... I'm a bit disappointed in myself. Though I can blame my lack of social interactions for the crappy scores in some sections.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'28.3%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65.1%Shamelessness81%
Has yet to see self in mirror 79.4% ( Read more... )

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